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May 22

distortionparty:

sending someone nudes is fun the first few times, but then eventually it’s like

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and then you try to change it up all

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jhahahahhahha

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cosmotip #659

expertcosmotips:

having a hard time figuring out how to break up with him? give him an xbox one

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Holly Black's Tumblr: 21 Reasons You Think You Don't Have Time to Write -

metteivieharrison:

1. You are letting people tell you that you should be doing other things with your time.

2. You can’t live with the level of clean that your family accepts as normal.

3. You haven’t decided to treat your writing seriously and so no one around you treats it seriously,…

(via chelseas-puddle)

silenthill:

leonmcgann:

-annoying:

i took a picture of a white girl taking a picture of her starbucks

she looks so happy

nature is amazing

silenthill:

leonmcgann:

-annoying:

i took a picture of a white girl taking a picture of her starbucks

she looks so happy

nature is amazing

(via saucy-mermaid)

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

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humansofnewyork:

Neat moment at the Webbys last night. Fresh off the $1.1 billion sale of his company, David Karp was there with his mother, Barbara. Though I’d never met her before, Barbara came over to my seat and gave me the world’s biggest hug. She kept saying: “I am so, so proud of you.”I said to David: “Your mom just made me feel like the most special guy in the world.”He said: “That’s how she’s made me feel my whole life.”

humansofnewyork:

Neat moment at the Webbys last night. Fresh off the $1.1 billion sale of his company, David Karp was there with his mother, Barbara. Though I’d never met her before, Barbara came over to my seat and gave me the world’s biggest hug. She kept saying: “I am so, so proud of you.”
I said to David: “Your mom just made me feel like the most special guy in the world.”
He said: “That’s how she’s made me feel my whole life.”

handgunsx:

perks of not having a thigh gap:

(Source: rottenxcore, via changeisforever)

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May 20

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slenclerman:

reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy

(via ange-gardien)

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