List. Life.

lacigreen:

hotpielookedlikehotpie:

why is it so expensive to be alive

great question.

youarenotyou:

glitzruffian:

adamusprime:

i’m going to write erotica for very shy people

“s-should i take my shirt off?”

“oh, uh…no, no that’s fine…unless you really want to…”

“uh, do…you want me to?”

“well i mean…i dunno…”

yes good anxiety porn

omg perf

randomlancila:

https://www.wepay.com/stores/randomlancila

I’ve got things ranging from a size 20 to 32 or so, skirts, dresses, scrubs, cardigans, undies, you name it!

I really need the money so signal boosts would be awesome :)

Also this is my first time ever doing this kind of thing, so if I’m awful at it, I apologize in advance!

(anything bought today or this weekend will be shipped on Monday ^_^)

Signal boost!

andreaisabookbookbookworm:

I think now is a good time to warn everyone that this is in that “book” everyone keeps talking about. And it goes on, let me tell you. 

imthedad:

I like how flies rub their hands together like tiny criminals