June 2012
why is it so expensive to be alive
great question.
i’m going to write erotica for very shy people
“s-should i take my shirt off?”
“oh, uh…no, no that’s fine…unless you really want to…”
“uh, do…you want me to?”
“well i mean…i dunno…”
yes good anxiety porn
omg perf
https://www.wepay.com/stores/randomlancila
I’ve got things ranging from a size 20 to 32 or so, skirts, dresses, scrubs, cardigans, undies, you name it!
I really need the money so signal boosts would be awesome :)
Also this is my first time ever doing this kind of thing, so if I’m awful at it, I apologize in advance!
(anything bought today or this weekend will be shipped on Monday ^_^)
Signal boost!
I think now is a good time to warn everyone that this is in that “book” everyone keeps talking about. And it goes on, let me tell you.
I like how flies rub their hands together like tiny criminals


