annafromcraigslist: thiscuntsays: I would also like to bitch about the fact that we can put women on the covers of national magazines with phallic objects in their mouths being sucked and licked I have yet to see a fella pretending to eat pussy on the cover of goddamn GQ. Fuck men’s magazines and the bullshit they get away with, honestly. Newsweek had a cover with a lady breast feeding...
Switching birth control again
So after being on Ortho Tri Cyclen lo for the past year and dealing with all it’s side effects (bloating, weight gain, moodiness, the first month was just constant nausea and panic attacks) and it’s weekly problems (week 1: moodiness and increased depression, week 2: no sex drive and, ahem, other related personal problems, week 2 and 3: extreme bloating, and then week for involved some...
I looked it up on WebMD and it totally calmed me down.– No one, ever. (via jeremywilliam)
thedailywhat: Supercut of the Day: Awww… the best confessions of love, culled from the small screen. Heads up — could induce tears. [flavorwire] i needed this.
Has anyone else seen "So I Married An Ax Murderer"...
randomlancila: hufflepug: missbananafish: edendae: trollface-mommy: imahappilymarriedwoman: eiregirl05: Dammit. No, no you are not alone. I think there’s maybe three other people in the universe besides ourselves that have seen it. A) I love that stupid movie. B) Hiya there Sweetcheeks! =-) one of my favorites… now come, let us dance like children of the night Excuse me, I...
Who’s Screwed If Obamacare Gets the Ax?
cheatsheet: newsweek: These are just a few of the people who could get the shaft if the Supreme Court axes the Affordable Care Act: Debt-Strangled Young 20-Somethings People Who Are Bad at Paperwork Southerners Fans of Non-Procreative Sex Insurance Companies So we’re screwed a few times over, huh. Great! So screwed.
Every episode of Reading Rainbow is now available... →
therotund: rufflesnotdiets: muirinn: jessicavalenti: Let the revelry commence! ALL MY FEELS!
Fifty Shades of Eh: Canadian Erotica →
He pulls the leather strap tight against my left wrist. I wince. “Sorry,” Christian says. “Sorry about that.” “It’s okay.” “I’ll loosen it a bit.” “Don’t trouble yourself.” “Honestly, it’ll just take a minute.” “It’s fine, Christian.” I gaze upon him with my intrepid eyes. My mouth, which is also intrepid, curls into a sly smile. “Did you remember the clamps?” I ask. “Canadian Tire was...
whatthefunniest: eponiner: So my thirteen year old brother always asks to use my video camera. And I never knew why. But today I opened iMovie for the first time in months and THIS IS WHAT I FOUND. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO THINK. What the actual fuck
a special message for a very special someone →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: hey you dont you dare think for even a second that nobody saw you when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FREAKING SAW IT YOUR SHITTY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD
just submitted my piece for xojane.
My mum told me she's going to buy 50 Shades of...
spikeschilde621: 67baby: alphabetizedcerealboxes: hard-y-addicted: inceptingtonystark: I tried to tell her, truly I did. I told her all about the twilight fanfic and excessive use of the word “there” but she wasn’t convinced. I told her “Mum, the internet is literally laughing at you and your choices” and her response was: “Maybe all those young girls on the internet just feel...