February 2011
3 things I ask myself whenever I'm at school...
1. Why did I chose a school so far away from my boyfriend and friends?
2. Why the fuck is it so cold here?
3. Why the fuck is my dorm so cold?
January 2011
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The Frenemy.: 20 Ways To Be Mysterious.... →
thefrenemy:
When you are attracted to somebody, you must seem mysterious. If you do not seem mysterious and like a person of mystery at all times, they will automatically leave you to find other, better people they can’t seem to figure out. Mystery is intrigue, and it is always important to keep somebody…
Day 10: 1 person I can trust...
1. [If my boyfriend, Rachel, and Liz were all one person (which would be fucking weird) that conglomerate of awesome would be listed here.]
Day 9: 2 things I wish I could do...
1. Magically become a better driver.
2. Hack things.
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Day 8: 3 words I can't go a day without using...
1. Fuck.
2. Ayyyyyyyy.
3. Love.
Day 7: 4 memories I won't forget...
1. My first date with my boyfriend. Mainly because it involved being kidnapped.
2. My first night getting drunk at MV and talking to Cait, Racheal, and Rachel really, really loudly for the whole night.
3. Whip ride to the Syracuse Mall with Dan, AJ, Liz, and Joemo. Best trip to the mall ever.
4. Owl City Night.
Probably the hardest list to do so far. I had too many things to choose from.
11 dating rules that I abide by...
1. Boobs are a privilege, not a right.
2. If he doesn’t listen to Motion City Soundtrack, then he probably isn’t worth knowing.
3. If he’s a bad kisser, jump ship.
4. If he doesn’t want to hold your hand in public, there’s something wrong there.
5. If he only calls you his girlfriend when you’re behind close doors, run.
6. If he’s still hung up on his...
Day 6: 5 things I can't live without...
1. My phone.
2. Chuck Taylor Lo-tops.
3. Water.
4. Candy. Because it’s fucking delicious.
5. My friends and my boyfriend. They keep me sane.
Day 5: 6 songs that I'm addicted to (at the...
1. “Kiss My Sass”- Cobra Starship ft Travis McCoy
2. “Skin and Bones”- Motion City Soundtrack
3. “Dog Days are Over”- The Glee Version
4. “Do You Wanna Dance?”- Ramones
5. “Punk Rock Girl”- Dead Milkmen
6. “Marry You”- Glee Version
Day 4: 7 fears/phobias that I have...
AKA the easiest list for me to write. I’m a scaredy cat.
1. Getting in a horrible accident when driving.
2. Zombies.
3. Thunderstorms.
4. Lightening.
5. Tornadoes.
6. My boyfriend finally realizing that I’m a weird kid and ditching me.
7. Unplanned pregnancy.
6 things I've yelled out of dorm windows...
1. LASERBEAM!
2. Get out of here! Ya damn hippies!
3. Put those sin makers away!
4. Nice swagger, dick!
5. Touch him where he pees!
6. Your mother’s a whooooooreeeeeee!
Day 3: 8 things that annoy me..
1. Seeing people in public wearing pajama pants.
2. When people talk back to teachers for absolutely no reason. Show some respect, you asshole.
3. When I wake up and my bangs are like, plastered against my damn forehead.
4. When my phone decides to be a bratty little shit and shut itself off when I’m sending a long message.
5. Bad drivers.
6. When I go to put on a shirt, and...
Day 2: 9 things I do everyday...
1. Text my boyfriend.
2. Text Rachel.
3. Check facebook.
4. Drink over 8 glasses of water.
5. Wear something either blue or purple. (this is completely unintentional. I just own a lot of blue and purple shit. They’re my colors.)
6. Listen to a song by Motion City Soundtrack.
7. Read Texts From Last Night.
8. Change my earrings.
9. Eat food,
Honestly, this list is a little lame....
4 phrases I like to use instead of saying boobs...
1. Bodacious Ta-tas
2. Impressive Cleave
3. The girls.
4. Sin makers. (I’ve actually only used this phrase once. I yelled at some girl outside of my dorm window to “Put those sin makers away!” She was dressed like a hoe.)
Day 1: 10 random facts about myself...
1. I have a giant Jamaican banana in my room.
2. My dorm bedding is from the kid’s section of JC Penney.
3. For not being an alcoholic in any way, I have a lot of empty bottles of booze in my room.
4. I always wear my boyfriend’s high school soccer jersey to bed.
5. Before I go to sleep, I have to make sure all the doors are locked.
6. I’ve been writing stories since I was 6...
4 phrases I like to use instead of saying boobs...
1. Bodacious Ta-tas
2. Impressive Cleave
3. The girls.
4. Sin makers. (I’ve actually only used this phrase once. I yelled at some girl outside of my dorm window to “Put those sin makers away!” She was dressed like a hoe.)
10 Days Challenge
Yay! The one challenge I’ve seen so far that I can do because it’s all lists.
Imma make this challenge my bitch.
Day 1: Ten random facts about yourself. Day 2: Nine things you do everyday. Day 3: Eight things that annoy you. Day 4: Seven fears/phobias. Day 5: Six songs that you’re addicted to. Day 6: Five things you can’t live without. Day 7: Four memories you won’t forget. ...
Day 3: 8 things that annoy me..
1. Seeing people in public wearing pajama pants.
2. When people talk back to teachers for absolutely no reason. Show some respect, you asshole.
3. When I wake up and my bangs are like, plastered against my damn forehead.
4. When my phone decides to be a bratty little shit and shut itself off when I’m sending a long message.
5. Bad drivers.
6. When I go to put on a shirt, and...
Day 2: 9 things I do everyday...
1. Text my boyfriend.
2. Text Rachel.
3. Check facebook.
4. Drink over 8 glasses of water.
5. Wear something either blue or purple. (this is completely unintentional. I just own a lot of blue and purple shit. They’re my colors.)
6. Listen to a song by Motion City Soundtrack.
7. Read Texts From Last Night.
8. Change my earrings.
9. Eat food,
Honestly, this list is a little lame....
Day 1: 10 random facts about myself...
1. I have a giant Jamaican banana in my room.
2. My dorm bedding is from the kid’s section of JC Penney.
3. For not being an alcoholic in any way, I have a lot of empty bottles of booze in my room.
4. I always wear my boyfriend’s high school soccer jersey to bed.
5. Before I go to sleep, I have to make sure all the doors are locked.
6. I’ve been writing stories since I was 6...
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5 songs that will make you move yo booty...
Honestly, if these songs don’t make you want to dance…I’m not sure we can be friends anymore. And no, I’m not going to embed the songs. Look them up on youtube or something, this isn’t fucking myspace.
1. “Scream My Name”- LMFAO. If not just for the awesome beat but for the lyrical genius that is “Girl, you’re hot/Your body’s on fuego/We...
6 things I would tell my early college self...
Freshmen year:
1. When you move on to campus, hang out with all those kids that Lauren introduced you to.
2. OH, and when you move onto campus, don’t act like a hermit and never leave your room for the first month or two. That’s just silly.
3. So this kid that you’re seeing will be all “I don’t want to be official now, but if you start liking anyone else, you have...
10 Days Challenge
Yay! The one challenge I’ve seen so far that I can do because it’s all lists.
Imma make this challenge my bitch.
Day 1: Ten random facts about yourself. Day 2: Nine things you do everyday. Day 3: Eight things that annoy you. Day 4: Seven fears/phobias. Day 5: Six songs that you’re addicted to. Day 6: Five things you can’t live without. Day 7: Four memories you won’t forget. ...
5 songs that will make you move yo booty...
Honestly, if these songs don’t make you want to dance…I’m not sure we can be friends anymore. And no, I’m not going to embed the songs. Look them up on youtube or something, this isn’t fucking myspace.
1. “Scream My Name”- LMFAO. If not just for the awesome beat but for the lyrical genius that is “Girl, you’re hot/Your body’s on fuego/We...
3 words I love to say...
1. Marmalade.
2. Curmudgeon.
3. Bodacious.
3 words I love to say...
1. Marmalade.
2. Curmudgeon.
3. Bodacious.
4 things I would tell my high school self...
1. That acne is not going to disappear until college. Sorry.
2. Those braces suck but the payoff is awesome.
3. Don’t slack off so much in AP Physics.
4. Quit worrying about how none of the boys in school don’t pay attention to you. You think they’re all boring anyways, why do you care so much?
6 things I would tell my early college self...
Freshmen year:
1. When you move on to campus, hang out with all those kids that Lauren introduced you to.
2. OH, and when you move onto campus, don’t act like a hermit and never leave your room for the first month or two. That’s just silly.
3. So this kid that you’re seeing will be all “I don’t want to be official now, but if you start liking anyone else, you have...
4 things I would tell my high school self...
1. That acne is not going to disappear until college. Sorry.
2. Those braces suck but the payoff is awesome.
3. Don’t slack off so much in AP Physics.
4. Quit worrying about how none of the boys in school don’t pay attention to you. You think they’re all boring anyways, why do you care so much?
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5 things I do that probably make me a bad person..
1. Every time my nephew falls, I laugh at him. (He’s 3)
2. Whenever my mom gets trail mix, I go through it and eat one part of the trail mix completely out of the bag just to mess with her. It’s usually the walnuts. Because walnuts are fucking delicious.
3. I’m friends with a few people on facebook for the sole fact that they’re all really dramatic and it’s...
4 reasons why I am so afraid of zombies...
1. Because when the Zombie Apocalypse comes, I’ll be the one person without a shotgun to shoot those bitches down and that’s pretty much the only way to kill them.
2. THEY’RE THE FUCKING WALKING UNDEAD. How does that not scare you? They should stay in the ground. Assholes.
3. They’re rude as shit. I bet the people who loved you spent a lot on that funeral when you died...
10 things about my boyfriend that I fucking...
Yeah, I’m making a cute list. Wanna fight about it?
1. So I’m cold about 90% of the time and what’s this kid? WARM. Warm like he’s half man, half fucking furnace. It’s wonderful to be around.
2. I get super panicky sometimes and what does this kid do? He notices I’m freaking the fuck out on the inside without me even saying a word or making a face or...
3 things that I will judge you on...
1. Your use of spelling and basic grammar.
2. Whether or not you wear pajama pants out in public.
3. How many pictures you have of yourself on facebook. (Extra points against you if you have an album dedicated to yourself. That shit is ridiculous and uncalled for.)
7 totally acceptable reasons for punching someone...
1. You’re in a fight club.
2. They fucked your boyfriend (if so, make sure to punch the boyfriend too.)
3. They punched you first.
4. They called your mom a dirty name.
5. They stole your lunch money.
6. Inappropriate touching occurred.
7. They told you that Motion City Soundtrack sucks. Because that’s a damn dirty lie. And damn dirty liars deserved to be punched in the face.
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5 rules I live by...
1. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool my twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, that baby’s mine!
2. Never trust a boy with a chin strap.
3. Boobs are a reward, not a right.
4. It’s never okay to wear pajama pants out in public.
5. Fuck bitches, get money.
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