May 2013
distortionparty:
sending someone nudes is fun the first few times, but then eventually it’s like
and then you try to change it up all
jhahahahhahha
cosmotip #659
expertcosmotips:
having a hard time figuring out how to break up with him? give him an xbox one
Holly Black's Tumblr: 21 Reasons You Think You... →
metteivieharrison:
1. You are letting people tell you that you should be doing other things with your time.
2. You can’t live with the level of clean that your family accepts as normal.
3. You haven’t decided to treat your writing seriously and so no one around you treats it seriously,…
handgunsx:
perks of not having a thigh gap:
when food drops on your lap, you can catch it
slenclerman:
reasons to date me: -i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes -ive never killed a man (yet) -i once got 95% on guitar hero -you can play with my hair -im cheaper than a puppy
motheroflesbians:
am i missing something or WHAT DID THE FUCKING LEG HAVE TO DO WITH THE FUCKING CHEATING
theroyalnonsense:
SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY GIRLS WITH THE RED LINES UNDER THEY NAMES!
aperfectsonnet-or-afoolishline:
Someone just defended A&F by saying “well it’s not like Layne Bryant sells clothes for thin people.
Uh take a seat. They sell the clothing they do because everyone else refuses to. Not only do they sell clothes for my body, but they are crazy expensive. You can take your ass into a mall and find clothes in nearly every store, and you’re going to whine that...
Charges dropped against Florida teen over amateur... →
stfuconservatives:
stfusexists:
The 16-year-old high school student who was arrested after causing a small explosion on school grounds will not be charged with a crime.
GOOD. Good job making the right decision, Florida Powers That Be. That’s 1.
YESSSSS oh my god some actual good news this week
joutei:
turnipsalad:
I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF
BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW FAVOURITE
OH MAN I HATE IT WHEN MY SUNGLASSES SPONTANEOUSLY FLY OFF MY FACE AT THE EXACT MOMENT GOKU FLYS BY AND SHOOTS A KAMAHAMAHA WAVE SO BRIGHT I HAVE TO SHIELD MY FACE FROM A SEIZURE INDUCING DISPLAY OF SAIYAN POWER!
waterfallfish:
Ugh how do you expect me to decide what college to attend or who I want to marry or what I want to do for the rest of my life I CAN’T EVEN DECIDE WHERE TO PUT A STICKER BECAUSE PEELING OFF THE BACK AND HAVING IT STAY IN ONE PLACE FOREVER IS TOO BIG OF A COMMITMENT FOR ME TO LIVE WITH
kimstar98:
I’m stuck between wanting to be an adult, accomplishing a lot, and contributing a lot to society and lying on my floor, ignoring my responsibilities, and crying to sad songs alone in my room.
: I mean, who is this woman? →
How absent can she possibly be? She lets her husband talk to her children for, what, 96 consecutive hours? And she lets him talk to those children about every previous sexual escapade spanning over a decade of his life? Is she at the world’s longest pedicure?
Is this intentional neglect? Is…
Just a few features of my anxiety
Me: *gets on bus* omg everyone is watching me and judging me and they're going to laugh when the bus starts and im not sitting down, omg dont put your ticket in the wrong way or everyone will judge you and laugh at you.
Me: *goes to pay for shopping* omg what if I dont have enough money? *counts money out 20 times* what if I look stupid, or say the wrong thing? am I standing in the right spot even? What if someone else wants to get past and im in the way, omg.
Me: *says hey to someone online* omg, they arent replying, holy shit why am I so annoying? what if they tell their friends how annoying and lame I am? Why am I like this, holy shit.
Me: *meets someone new* What if they dont like me and dont want me to be around, I shouldnt have met them, im going to be a burden, they're probably critisizing me right now, why am I the way I am?
parscilla:
instead of publicly shaming girls for wearing shorts on an 80 degree day you should teach teachers and male students to not overly sexualize a normal body part to the point where they apparently cant function in daily life
theuntalentedsinger:
sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:
obsessivencompulsive:
In health our teacher was showing us how to use girl condoms and passed around a fake vagina that everyone had to put said girl condom in. It got to a boy and he said “Do I really have to do this, vaginas aren’t really my forte.” and thats basically how he came out.
can someone please make a gold star for this guy...
