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When I open up a fresh pack of gum and my friends are like…
LMFAO. I fucking can’t.
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You may recognize Bill Fargerbakke (far right) as Marvin Eriksen Sr., Marshal’s amazing father on How I Met Your Mother but he actually has a role that many more of you may be familiar with and not even know it. He’s the voice of Patrick Star in Spongebob Squarepants!
Amazing find how-to-escape, let’s go jelly fishing to celebrate!
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“Cancers don’t trust others, the universe, or themselves.”
-Joanna Martine Woolfolk
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pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
the best part for me is the utter shock of the server
This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this shit
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy
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Did you catch our lyric video for “Timelines” yesterday on @idolator?
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Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!
So imperfect it’s perfect.
[thanks, rob!]
omg
holy shit
i would have promised you my soul
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Healthy choices.
- fitblrs: Here is my dinner its a vegetable frittata with cashew butter, dragon fruit, sweet potato "fries" I made from scratch with a pinch of oregano and a green smoothie made with kale, spinach and 100+ other green vegetables.
- Me: Should I make my oatmeal with milk or with water.
